You know you've had too much coffee when...


* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
* Instant coffee takes too long
* You chew on other people's fingernails
* You answer the door, before people knock
* You sleep with your eyes open
* You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
* You're the employee of the month at Starbucks
and you don't even work there
* You help your dog chase its tail
* You lick your coffeepot clean
* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
* You're so wired you pick up FM radio
* You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!